Age jokes
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Memes
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.