Age

Age Jokes

Gun

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

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  • Anniversary

    Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

    Sex

    What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

    There’s twenty of them.

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  • Twenty

    What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

    That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

    Pedophile

    Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

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  • Girl

    "I met a girl and she's 28."

    "Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

    - AJR

    Priest

    What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

    A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

    Woman

    I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.

    Momma

    Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.

    Michael Jackson

    In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

    Woman

    Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

    Grandpa

    When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.

    He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.

    Nan

    My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.

    Paul Walker

    What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

    Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.