Age jokes
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.