Age jokes
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.