Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Age Jokes
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
