Age jokes

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.

"Son, I found a condom in your room."

"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"

"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"

"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.