Should I burn heaven?
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
