Aed jokes
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!