Aed jokes
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.