Aed jokes
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.