Aed jokes
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.