Aed jokes
300? You are a 3.0.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Like if you are a simp.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.