Aed jokes
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Good morning.
A rhombus.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.