Aed jokes
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Your dad's a cunt.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
ELI FR
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
Have a good day tomorrow!
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"