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Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!

1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man

Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(

Iceberg: You may know me.

Titanic: You are a sucker.

Iceberg: You hit me.

Titanic: Moron.

Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!

Titanic: I don’t give a shit.

If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?

A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?

Insurance fraud.

Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?

A. Ice burger.

We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.

I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.

Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.

Wanna hear a joke? Your face.

GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!

What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

What do you call a Mexican rooster?

Un gallo pelón.

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!