Aed jokes
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.