Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying your forehead is HUGE! Like, so big, it's comparable to the "drag back" move in FIFA, which creates a lot of space! You probably have trouble finding hats that fit, and your hairline is probably receding faster than your brain cells.