Aed jokes
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
I am a beautiful person.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.