Aed jokes
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.