Doodle jokes

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?

Ooh, snickerdoodles!

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Drawned.

Doin (DYM 58)?

Doin (DYM 20).

Doin (DYM 11).

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"

What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."