10+ Best Doodle Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Cock

What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

Hoe

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

Hand

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Memes

Calvin

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

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Baker

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?

Ooh, snickerdoodles!

Rooster

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

Rooster

What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...

Macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Hen

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Baby Shark

"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."

Town

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."

Memes

Gordon Ramsay

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Character

i made a doodle earlier today

A digital drawing of a person looking to the side, with a thought bubble or a frame next to them showing a red Among Us character with a large, dark shadow underneath.

Student

Meme:

A two-panel image of students in a classroom. In the first panel, students are sitting at their desks, looking bored and droopy, while drawing. The second panel zooms in on a hand drawing a simple doodle. @memehub is at the bottom of the image.

Scene

Meme:

The meme is a two-panel image comparing the perceived speed of Murata's current artwork to his past artistic process. The top left panel depicts a scene from the anime with the text "the scene". Below, another image labeled "the cameraman" shows a man with a camera looking surprised. The right panel shows the text "People: How is Murata drawing that quickly recently? Murata 3 years ago:" followed by a picture of Murata and the text "EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! 100 DOODLES, 100 SKETCH-BOOKS, 100 PAGES, AND 10 KILOMETERS WORTH OF LINES".

Friend

My friend when she gets confused :

A simple, hand-drawn image of a character with a brown mushroom-like haircut, a short line for a mouth, a bright pink dress, and orange pants. The face shows confusion.

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