Doodle jokes

What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?

Ooh, snickerdoodles!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."

"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."