Aed jokes
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
You are a fat pig.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Who wants a picture of my pp?
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.