Aed jokes
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1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
What is a chode?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.