Aed jokes
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.