Aed jokes
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.