Aed jokes
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.