Aed jokes
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.