Aed jokes
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."