Aed jokes

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.

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Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"

Why did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has an eating disorder.

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...

Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

Why did the rapper join a gym?

To get those SICK BARS.

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"