Aed jokes
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel