Aed jokes

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."