Aed jokes
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Inside, outside.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What did a
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
China should be a baseball team.
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What is a boyfriend?
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.