Aed jokes
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.