Aed jokes

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁