Aed jokes
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.