Aed jokes
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Like if you are a simp.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
Seal Vs Sea Lion
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Can I get a Hoyah?
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
I'm a gay.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔