Aed jokes
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
When is a cold not a cold?
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.