Aed jokes
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.