Aed jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.