Aed jokes
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.