Aed jokes

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

The details are SKETCHY! :)

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.