Aed jokes
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
300? You are a 3.0.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.