Aed jokes
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.