Aed jokes

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

Why do most orphans cook for themselves?

They don't have a home cook.

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.