Aed jokes
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
A treatment joke.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!