Aed jokes
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
If you're a girl, please comment.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.