Aed jokes
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Honestly
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
Your family in a nutshell.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.