Aed jokes
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*