Aed jokes
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
He got a paper cut and bled out.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).