Aed jokes
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
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What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.