Aed jokes
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
i love school chromebooks
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!