Aed jokes
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.