Aed jokes

Why was Kobe a good father?

He took his daughter with him.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?

A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.