Aed jokes
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
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Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.