Restraint jokes
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
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I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
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Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels ri… Read more