Restraint jokes
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
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My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
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Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels ri… Read more