Aed jokes
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.