Aed jokes
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Ask a darkie for a light.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30