Aed jokes

What bathroom does a trumpet go to?

The brass room...

What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?

"It is ok, I forgive you."

What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

What do pigs and ink have in common?

They both go in a pen.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

How do you fix an igloo?

With Iglue.

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?

A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to a chicken.

What is big, fun, [and] loud?

A school bus 🚌

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?

Both have noses.

What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?

A Tri-cycle.

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.