Aed jokes
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.
3, 4, better lock your door.
5, 6, grab a crucifix.
7, 8, stay up late.
9, 10, never sleep again.
I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.