Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.
Jack and Jill's Unplanned Family Fun
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Explanation
Experiment
This is a super dark and kinda messed up take on the old Jack and Jill rhyme. It throws in drug use, casual sex, and an unplanned pregnancy. The humor comes from the stark contrast between the innocent nursery rhyme and the grim reality of the situation, making it super edgy.
The thinker
My Variation
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled down her dress and they started "doing it hard", silly Jill forgotten her pill and gave birth to a retard.
Lola
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ANoNyMoUs
@The thinker you said/phrased it better
D.D.Diva_23
ive heard that joke 68,000 times
Daddy Jack
I wish I were the actual Jack is be so lucky like how old is Jill I’m 18 so I’m gonna be mad if she 30
Daddy Jack
I know I commenting on my own joke 2 years later I really just remembered
Daddy Jack
But holy shit I want to fuck jill