Aed jokes
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.