Aed jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
This account is run by a peadophile.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.