Aed jokes
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.
He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.
Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."
The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.
So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.