Aed jokes

What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.

How do you start a fight in space?

"Comet me, bro."

What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?

A bat.

Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?

A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?

OFFICIAL

Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!

1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

What's a chicken's deadliest day?

Friday.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!

Pokemon

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.