Aed jokes

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.

What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.

How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tu.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, feminists don't change anything.

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.

It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.