Aed jokes
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Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
I am a fat girl.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."