Aed jokes
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.