Aed jokes

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A self-portrait.

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Why can't an orphan have a phone?

Because they will see a home.

Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?

A: Stop looking, I’m changing!

This account is run by a peadophile.

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing.